The long, flowy dresses and suits are nice, but this is 2022. It’s getting boring. We’ve seen crochet wedding dresses recently, and we’re excited about it. Here are other things we’d like to see couples wear this year. 

Armour 

If you’re getting married in the church, we don’t see why you should wear anything other than armour. Yes, we’re talking the whole steel breast-plated, shield-wielding fit. Full armour of God energy? Let’s have it.

Mini skirts and ashawo shorts 

It’s your big day, so your goal should be to leave an impression. What better way to channel your main character energy than with the one outfit that makes you feel the most sexy? 


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Matching T-shirts 

Because why should the “his and hers” and “I can’t breathe without you” T-shirts stop at the engagement photoshoots? 

Clown outfit

Just because you need to dress the part. You didn’t just fall in love; you went on to plan happily ever after in this economy. Mtcheww, two clowns. 

Pant trousers  

Yes, we want to see both bride and groom wearing pants in the house. E for equality. 

White garments 

Because wedding gowns are clichéd. Also, white signifies purity, and even though you’re both unrepentant fornicators, you can at least fake it until you start believing it. 

Nothing 

Wouldn’t it be nice just to be free? You’re always talking about how stressful wearing clothes are, so please just go as you are. Adam and Eve did it, so why can’t you? 


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