If there’s one thing every Nigerian can relate to, it’s the unpredictable nature of NEPA (or whatever they’re calling themselves these days). One moment, you’re enjoying full AC blast, and the next, you’re sweating like a Christmas goat. But no worries, we’ve got you covered with a foolproof guide to staying fresh, even when NEPA is doing you dirty.
1. Invest in a Solid Rechargeable Fan
First things first, if you don’t have a rechargeable fan, what are you doing? These lifesavers can keep you cool for hours while you wait for power to return. For extra freshness, place a bottle of frozen water in front of the fan to create a budget-friendly AC.
2. Stay Hydrated Like Your Life Depends on It
Sweating profusely? That’s your body’s way of crying for water. Drink up! Staying hydrated helps regulate your body temperature and keeps you from feeling like you’re melting.
3. Use a Long-Lasting Deodorant
Let’s be real—there’s nothing cute about smelling like a damp rag just because NEPA is misbehaving. A good deodorant, like NIVEA Deo Dry, will keep you feeling fresh and dry. Bonus: It helps you avoid awkward “armpit-raising” moments.
4. Wear Breathable Clothes
Forget thick fabrics—this is not the time for “fashion over comfort.” Stick to lightweight, breathable materials like cotton and linen to allow proper airflow. Sleeveless tops? Yes, please.
5. Take Strategic Showers
Cold showers are your best friend. If NEPA is gone and you’re already feeling sticky, hop into the shower for an instant cooldown. Pro tip: Don’t dry off completely—let some water stay on your skin and stand near a fan for a natural cooling effect.
6. Reduce Movement
This is not the time to be jumping up and down like you’re on a mission. Less movement = less sweat. Sit still, read a book, scroll through TikTok, and let the heat pass.
7. Avoid Cooking Heavy Meals
Cooking in this heat? Do you want to bake yourself too? Stick to light meals like fruits, salads, and anything that doesn’t require you standing over a steaming pot for hours.
8. Keep Your Room Ventilated
Open windows, doors—anything to create a cross breeze. If you have mosquito nets, even better. Just make sure fresh air is coming in and not heat trapping you inside like suya in an oven.
9. Use a Cooling Body Spray or Wet Wipes
A quick mist of body spray or a swipe of a wet wipe can work wonders in making you feel fresh, even when you’re battling the heat.
10. Find an Escape Route
If all else fails, run to a friend’s house, a mall, or anywhere with a generator and AC. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Until NEPA decides to behave, these tips will help you maintain your freshness, confidence, and social acceptability. And of course, don’t forget to keep that NIVEA Deo Dry handy for 24/7 freshness!
