First off, no normal person enjoys slavery, so we understand why you might hate your job. But country hard and you can’t quit because you need the money. So try these very important life hacks instead.

Use a picture of your dream job as your wallpaper

This way, you’re constantly reminded of where you’re going. You know, aspire to perspire.

Create a burner and drag your employers

Wicked people don’t deserve peace, and neither does your employer. Just make sure you don’t get caught sha.

Get a work husband/wife

What better way to dispel the hate than with love? Try getting a work spouse and give yourself something to look forward to every work day.

A good place to start: Follow These Rules for Doing Office Romance to Save Yourself Premium Tears 


Bankrupt the business

Why should they be happy when you’re not? Whether you decide to sell official secrets to competitors or steal their money directly is entirely up to you. 

Fake your kidnap

Just go missing for a few weeks and when you come back, tell them you were on your way to the office when you blinked and saw yourself on a yacht in Dubai. These things happen.

Pray

You can either pray for your employer to be struck by lightning or for you to get a better job. Either way, we’re positive your help will come from above.

Resign

Because life is too short to be stuck somewhere you hate. Period!.


ALSO READ: 10 Signs You Need to Leave Your Job 

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