We refuse to mention the heartbreaking defeat Barca suffered in the hands of Bayern Munchen. We refuse to say that they were thoroughly flogged 8 times while Barca only managed to return the blow 2 times. We refuse it. What we will say instead is that you should do these things to help your friends who are Barca fans.
1. Petition that the number 8 be removed from the list of numerals.
Sign the petition here: Football
2. Don’t mention anything they 8 – 2 hear.
Be kind to them.
3. Are you playing 2Baba? Stop it.
Barca footballers should star in a remake of Women of Owu.
4. Don’t mention the word “goat” close to them. They might think you are mocking them.
Hmmmmm.
5. And finally, don’t show them these pictures. Let’s keep it between us, please?
