Make-up is good. But this is only when it is done right. In our journey up and down Buhari’s internet, we found some make-up photos by Nigerian make-up artists that deprived us of sleep. We know our eyes cannot behold this alone, that’s why we are sharing them with you too. We are in this together, dears.

1. Why this?

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I’m guessing the other bridesmaids used a different make-up artist, because they don’t look as depressed as the bride does.

2. Without mincing words, this is what is called a “face beat.”

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Because her face was actually beaten with make-up. I mean, look at those eyebrows.

3. Golden girl.

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Why are the eyebrows highlighted that way? Just why? Some make-up artists no dey try oh.

4. This better be practice sha.

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Because if you do this to my flower girl, best believe I will off cloth and fight.

5. Bridezilla.

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Why are some Nigerian make-up artists like this, please? Why evils?

6. Now what is this?

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And why is the wig so far on her head? Why is everything so wrong in this photo?

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7. If 2020 was a make-up…

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This is the point where you tell the bus to drop you because you’re no longer going.

Are you a Nigerian make-up artist? Here are some things Nigerians want you to stop.

1. Changing the shape of your clients’ lips.

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2. Stop making your clients look terrible in the ‘Before’ pics.

https://twitter.com/The_Africanist/status/620255712510377984
https://twitter.com/Basseyworld/status/620252739730337792

3. Stop your transformation agenda.

4. In case you did not hear the first time.

https://twitter.com/ayabalaafin/status/1110888580887519233

Tell us, ladies, what is your worst experience with a Nigerian make-up artist?

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