If Nigerian women think we don’t know what’s in their little bags, when they go for their cute genitalia meet and greet sprinkled with violence, they should wake up. Because we know.
Ata gungun
If you didn’t think this was the first thing on the list, you clearly don’t know Nigerian women. Those people are wicked, and there are so many ways they can get creative with ata gungun. Small thing, they’ve blindfolded you and you’re feeling a tingling sensation in your privates. You know how the rest goes. Shebi it’s you that wants to do dangerous things.
Omorogun
What’s a spanking if omorogun is not involved? Better turn your yansh and let this turning stick do the work she brought it for.
Or koboko
This one is not just for spanking, it’s for flogging sense into you. And again, there’s nobody wickeder than a Nigerian woman. Anything your eyes see, take it like that.
Nearly All Men In Lagos Are Mad
Imagine someone ties you down and reads this book to you. No be bondage and discipline be that? And you know who loves this book? Nigerian women.
Ankara
Ankara is very important for Nigerian women who involve themselves in the act of bedroom wickedness. First of all, don’t expect them to come with those black leather or fishnet outfits. No. They’ll tie wrapper, and that’s it.
Also, they don’t need handcuffs. They’ll just use Ankara strips to tie your hands and legs like a goat about to be slaughtered.
Koi koi shoe
Fun fact: Nobody wears heels anymore these days. So if you see a woman adorning these, just know she’s going for dangerous bedroom play.
Screenshots of their chats with other men
She won’t read these to you o. She’ll print them out and give you. You’re the one that’ll read them by yourself and start crying. This is your daily reminder to cheat on Nigerian women because they’re already cheating on you, surely.
Male tears
Because what’s a better lubricant?
