1. You, when she disturbs your beauty sleep and says you should escort her to the market.
Hay God, why me?
2. When she loads you with ghana must go bags to carry.
The bags are more than what she wants to buy sef!
3. When she now decides to go into the deepest parts of the market to buy tomatoes.
Why can’t we just buy the one at the market gate, please?
4. You, when your mom starts pricing something from 1k to N100.
Kuku carry it for free now.
5. You, when the person even agrees to sell it.
Is it like that?
6. When your mom now decides to price it again, the trader is like:
“If you don’t gerrarahia!”
7. You, when she’s finally done shopping.
Can we go now ma?
8. When she now meets one of her long lost friends.
This is the end!
9. So you now decide to wait for her in the car, but…
They’ve been talking for years!
10. The next time she says you should follow her to the market, you’re like;
It is not me you will kill!
