1. When they serve you yam as hard as rocks.
Is it me that will eat this one?
2. When it’s bread and butter day, you and your squad are like:
Hot, fresh bread straight from the bakery!
3. When the cooks now try themselves and make moi moi without palm oil.
Just stick with your eba and okro, please.
4. What of all the times you had to eat watery beans that had stones?
Vomit-inducing food!
5. You, when you see staff members eating ‘special food’.
So we’re not special abi?
6. When they serve you grainy tuwo shinkafa and miyan kuka that scatters your tummy.
You will now have to shotput after.
7. How people flood the dining hall when it’s time for jollof and chicken.
The only time you will see all the big boys and girls.
8. You, when it’s time for akara and your friends say “collect my portion”.
Only you will eat like 3 portions!
9. When your friends now go home and don’t bring home food.
The betrayal is too real.
10. How you enter the hostel when your mom randomly sends you jollof and chicken.
It’s basically Christmas!
