1. You, when you see people reading at the beginning of the semester.
Oversabi!
2. How you feel when exams start approaching.
Kuku kill me.
3. You, when you see people reading for fun.
You people like pain and suffering sha.
4. When someone asks you to help them read something.
I’m allergic to words.
5. When someone says the book is better than the movie.
What’s this one saying?
6. When someone says you can’t be smart if you don’t read.
Thank you, I like my olodo like that.
7. When your boyfriend doesn’t text you back because he’s reading a really nice book.
How dare you?
8. When people start talking about their book crush.
Hay, see America wonder o!
9. When all your friends start talking about books at the same time.
Boring people.
10. When you’re managing to read a book but it still looks big after page 100.
God forbid bad thing!
