From running away from Islamiyya to having a completely random Christmas day, these are 11 of the things Nigerian Muslims experienced while growing up.
1. When your parents make you go to Islamiyya (Ile kewu) every other day of the week.
Hay God! All those default knocks and slaps.2. How the Mallam slaps you when your recitation goes wrong.
Again!!!3. Pinching and making faces at your friends in the mosque while the older ones pray.
I see you, my guy!4. Having to fast till 3pm during Ramadan because you were too small to fast till 7.
Yass!5. When you secretly swallow water when making ablution during Ramadan.
I can’t come and die please.6. When they say “close your eyes for prayer” in school and you shine your eyes like…
I’m just observing.