1. You, when you hear “say the truth and shame the devil”.

Why?

2. How everybody looks at you when you start giving them gist.

Always lying!

3. You, when someone says “all liars shall go to hell”.

And so?

4. What you say after every break up:

As per, demon.

5. You, when someone lies to you:

The nerve!

6. You, when someone catches you in a lie:

What will you now do?

7. You, when you finally tell the truth for the first time in your life and nobody believes you.

I don’t deserve this.

8. You, when you make plans with your friends.

I’m on my way.

9. What you tell your friends, when your account balance is actually N0.67

We have plenty money in our family.

10. You, when people say honesty is the best policy.

What is that?

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