1. If he cannot wake up to fan you, dump his ass.

2. If you’re talking and he starts talking too, leave him.

I’m talking, you’re talking. No respect.

3. If he cannot cook jollof, what are you still doing with him?

So he wants to now starve you abi?

4. If he cannot cook for you after a long day at work, what are you still doing with him?

Doesn’t he know you’re tired?

5. If he has more than one girl in his squad, my friend, dump him.

Even that one girl, we are just managing it.

6. If he has a car but cannot come and pick you at work, you’re wasting your time.

To be very honest.

7. If he still calls his ex, you know what to do.

Show him the door, please.

8. If he chases you about with phone, please free yourself.

Why is he giving you 100 missed calls?

9. If he doesn’t have a beard, tell us why you’re still with him.

Really, why?

10. If he doesn’t pick your call at the first ring, let that uncle go.

Why won’t he jump to pick your calls?

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