1. If they shout at you like this, the whole world will hear.
Every time shout! They don’t know the meaning of ‘calm down’.
2. When you mistakenly say ‘hello’ to people of the opposite sex, they’re like:
It’s only them you must talk to at all times.
3. They will now say you should forget all your friends and be alone!
So that they can limit your greatness in life!
4. How they treat you in front of their friends.
Because they think your wahala is too much!
5. You, when they now want to make the mistake of hitting you:
You’re not on seat for rubbish!
6. Them, anytime you want to talk about your feelings.
They don’t have time for that.
7. You, waiting for them to reply your messages.
They’ll ignore you on WhatsApp and be doing oversabi on Facebook.
8. You, when you have small fight and they start using all your secrets against you.
Na you fuck up.
9. They are the president of Naggers Association of Nigeria.
They only have mouths for nagging, nothing like compliment for you!
10. How they now start begging you after they’ve given you wahala.
But you’re not here for that sha!
