Nigerian weddings are the best from the small chops to the outfits to the music, what’s not to love? Well, these ten things.
You’ll spend 4 hours in Lagos traffic trying to get to a wedding, you get there and they tell you food has finished.
Better bring out the small chops if you don’t want me to show my true coloursWhen your primary school friend’s sister’s cousin brings a bill for Aso-Ebi for her wedding
Where do I know you from, please?When you get a wedding invitation for yet another Saturday you wanted to spend in your bed
Must you people marry sef?When your friend brings the Aso-Ebi bill and it’s almost the same amount as your monthly salary
Are you trying to send me to an early graveWhen after buying 50k Aso-Ebi the person serving small chops tries to walk past you
Do you think I’m here to play? Abi you thought the Aso-Ebi was free?When they tell you that the wedding is strictly by invitation so you stroll in at 4 expecting to find a seat
It’s first come first serve my brother