12 Tweets About Nigerian Fathers That Are as Hilarious As They True

1. Nigerian fathers cannot kuku give someone a compliment.

How Nigerian dads look when they are proud of you but stubbornness won't let them say it with words pic.twitter.com/reSbMpDebx
— mab (@moyooflagos) February 1, 2017

2. All Nigerian fathers came first in primary and secondary school.

How Nigerian dads look after lying to their kids that they used to come first during their days in school 😂 pic.twitter.com/CbcMBejyAZ
— Ab (@highbeely) February 2, 2017

3. In fact, he can teach your lecturers and professors work.

https://twitter.com/Shay_LJ/status/823693198249730049

4. When you mention vacation to your Nigerian father.

Some of you sound like dem Nigerian dads you tell you want to go on vacation and they go:
"To where? Spain? Who do you know there?"
🙄
— Kanga 💕 (@BohemianBoujee) February 2, 2017

5. On your birthday, they be like:

https://twitter.com/TWEETEST_BOI/status/826036848631898113

6. When you cook a rubbish meal for your father.

https://twitter.com/ChisomOgugua1/status/815967865367134208

7. You can’t even form holy-holy again.

https://twitter.com/YemiThatIsCray/status/799703265009135616

8. When you’re driving your father, he’s like:

https://twitter.com/Chibueze_O/status/786698796428320768

9. Their wahala is just too much.

My dad will shout "Bunmi come and carry my plates to the sink"

then proceed to walk behind me to wash his hands … In that same sink 🙃🙃
— B’ (@MaCherieAmourxo) July 18, 2016

10. When you drive your dad’s car for just 5 minutes:

My guy took his dad's car out and was running late, his dad called him and told him to sell the car and start a life of his own. 😭
— Mr_Chisom (@_____Tamedwolf) August 16, 2016

11. Someone can’t even play with this daddy.

When it's not like we are fighting o, na wa 😭 pic.twitter.com/yLBVIgHorx
— Alma (@AlmaChronicle) June 18, 2016

12. But we lobe them like that sha.

Dad: Where are you going to?
Me:I want to turn-up
Dad: May your life not turn up side down #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian pic.twitter.com/N1p6KjZHLf
— Diepriye (@I_am_Priye) July 30, 2016

12 Tweets About Nigerian Fathers That Are as Hilarious As They True

1. Nigerian fathers cannot kuku give someone a compliment.

2. All Nigerian fathers came first in primary and secondary school.

3. In fact, he can teach your lecturers and professors work.

4. When you mention vacation to your Nigerian father.

5. On your birthday, they be like:

6. When you cook a rubbish meal for your father.

7. You can’t even form holy-holy again.

8. When you’re driving your father, he’s like:

9. Their wahala is just too much.

10. When you drive your dad’s car for just 5 minutes:

11. Someone can’t even play with this daddy.

12. But we lobe them like that sha.

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12 Tweets About Nigerian Fathers That Are as Hilarious As They True

1. Nigerian fathers cannot kuku give someone a compliment.

2. All Nigerian fathers came first in primary and secondary school.

3. In fact, he can teach your lecturers and professors work.

4. When you mention vacation to your Nigerian father.

5. On your birthday, they be like:

6. When you cook a rubbish meal for your father.

7. You can’t even form holy-holy again.

8. When you’re driving your father, he’s like:

9. Their wahala is just too much.

10. When you drive your dad’s car for just 5 minutes:

11. Someone can’t even play with this daddy.

12. But we lobe them like that sha.

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