1. When your friends finish their food and you’re still on the second bite.
How do you people eat your own food, abeg?2. How your friends look at you when you’re still eating after one hour.
Please, I can’t be rushed o!3. When you’re at a restaurant and the waiter keeps coming to clear up before you’re done.
Can’t you see I’m still enjoying my food?4. You and cold food are always like:
Your food always feels like ice block before you finish eating.5. When your ice cream melts before you even get half way.
The pain!6. You, when people ask why you eat so slowly.
Because I can, oya come and beat me.