1. When you’re on the phone with your boss telling him how sick you are.
But really you’re just naked.
2. When you’re taking a picture of your head to show of your new hairstyle.
But really you’re just naked.
3. When you’re having a job interview via phone.
But really you’re just naked.
4. When you’re supposed to meet up with friends and they call you to ask where you are and you’re like, “I’m in a cab. On my way.”
But really you’re still at home. And you’re just naked.
5. When you’re having a business meeting via Skype.
But you’re only wearing a shirt and your lower half is naked.
6. When you’re calling that girl you’re trying to set P with.
But really you’re just naked.
7. When you want to bake a cake and you’re mixing the butter and sugar in preparation.
And really you’re just naked.
8. When you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re hungry so you go to the kitchen to sharply cook noodles.
And you’re just naked.
9. When you’re preparing your clothes and shoes for a new work week.
But really you’re just naked.
10. When you’re online, violently arguing with some random person on Facebook.
But really you’re just naked.
11. When you’re making a purchase on an online store.
And you’re just naked.
12. When you call your side chick to tell her that you can’t do this anymore because you really love your wife and you don’t want to ruin your marriage.
And you’re just naked.
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