1. When the bikeman is smelling and the breeze decides to blow the body odour into your face.
Hay God!
2. Having to pull up your pencil skirt every time.
Ugh!
3. When the bike suddenly enters a pothole and you painfully land on your balls.
*Sheds painful tears*
4. Getting seriously scammed simply because it’s your first time in the area.
Baba, fear God na!
5. When the Okada man swears he knows where you’re going but after 3 trips through the whole of Lagos, he says…
But you did not forget to scam me oh.
6. Being unable to pick your phone calls.
What if it’s my Onigbese that’s calling nko?
7. Having to hold on to an Okada man’s sweaty waist because you don’t have liver.
Who liver don epp?
8. Seeing your crush overtake you with their car in traffic.
What’s all this now?
9. When you and bae have to squeeze on one Okada.
All na romance abeg.
10. Saying your last prayer everytime you want to ride an Okada in case the rider gets you killed.
Baba God, abeg!
11. Seeing an okada accident and swearing never to ride one again.
Hay God forbid bad thing!
12. But you still go back because you’d rather not waste away in traffic.
