1. You, when they post you to a school and you think your easy life has started.
My God is not asleep!
2. How you enter your class for the first time.
Teacher Chike is n town!
3. How you sleep in the morning because you think you can stab classes anyhow.
Those students have learnt enough for this week.
4. When the principal now notices you and starts parading the school for role call.
Nawa for you people o!
5. And the one stubborn student in your class now starts to show herself.
Disturbing your class everytime!
6. You, when the student starts with her wahala again.
Don’t kill me for my mummy abeg!
7. How the other teachers look at you when you don’t go for assembly.
You people should free me, please.
8. How the students look at you when you drop one big English.
“What is this one saying now?”
9. You, when you’ve being teaching your students for hours, but they still don’t get it.
I am surrounded by olodos!
10. You, when you hear your friends in the ministry are collecting 10k
And I’m here suffering and collecting 2k?
11. You, when the principal says you must come for extra lessons.
See the stress!
12. How you happily leave when you’re FINALLY done with NYSC
See you NEVER!
