When a Nigerian man is about to cheat and the babe he has targeted asks him:
That’s when his brain starts working overtime and one of these lies fall out:
1. “I donated to her charity. It was just a ‘Thank you’ picture.”
2. “Ah! That one? She is just a work colleague.”
3. “No oh! She’s in plenty pictures because she is my neighbour.”
4. “She is one of my sisters in The Lord. We are in the same unit in Church.”
5. “Which babe? Oh! That one is just a family friend.”
6. “She is a client. We were just having a work lunch.”
7. “That one I was hugging? That’s my cousin.”
8. “Oh her? She is just one girl like that. She is always disturbing me.”
9. “Wait! Is it the fair one? That’s my guy’s babe.”
10. “Is it that one wearing blue? She was just a classmate in school.”
11. “That’s just my ex. I’m about to delete her pictures sef.”
12. “Her? She is just like a sibling to me.”
