1. When your biology teacher’s excitement is way over the top and he starts the class like:

What is doing this one?

2. When you have to go all the way to the biology laboratory for your class.

Very stressful something!

3. When you mistakenly open a bottle of ammonia and the smell hits you.

What’s that smell?

4. You, when the smell now decides not to leave your body again.

But who sent me message now?

5. When the topic is ‘Reproduction’ and all the boys in the class are super excited.

Perverts!

6. When it’s time to draw a frog and your own is looking like a cow.

My shame is now complete!

7. All the notes your biology teacher now expects you to copy.

Kuku kill me!

8. You, when it’s time for frog dissection

I am disgusted!

9. You, when you see people getting excited to dissect the frog.

You people need Jesus!

10. When your biology teacher is not around, and one boring individual now comes to teach you.

Only oversabi students will be enjoying the class.

11. When your biology teacher says it’s time to start naming all the trees in school.

Why?

12. When your teacher wants to teach the sex part in Reproduction, he’s like:

“If a boy touches you, you’ll die!”

13. You, when you suddenly hear ‘tear a sheet of paper’.

Jesus!Test ke!

14. You, when your teacher catches you dozing and calls you to answer his question.

I am finished today!

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