1. When they tell you to come 2 hours before your flight.
Am I the pilot?2. When someone tries to help you carry your luggage by force.
Who sent you message?3. When you enter and the smell of stockfish hits you.
Na wa. Don’t they sell stockfish where you people are going?4. When every other check-in queue is short but your own is long.
See me see trouble.5. When someone tries to cut in front of you on the line.
Sorry oh! The rest of us on the queue must look like moi-moi to you.6. “I’m coming, please help me watch my bag.”
Do you know me from somewhere?7. When they are weighing your bag and you start praying against extra luggage.
God please, I’m broke.8. When an airport staff asks “anything for us?”
Are you my child?