1. When your mother still makes you eat only one piece of meat.
As I’m old like this?2. When your parents make you their chief driver.
“Tolani, come and drive me to work”.3. When your parents disturb you about marriage but get angry when you have a boy/girlfriend.
I should marry myself?4. How your parents see you when you try to tell them you’re an adult.
Sigh!5. Your parents, when it’s 6pm and you’re not home.
Jesus, am I 13 years old?6. You, when your parents threaten to kick you out of the house.
I knew I was adopted!7. When your parents try to tell you what to wear.
Kuku take me back to kindergaten.8. When they make you pay bills in the house and leave the most expensive one for you.
But I’m still the child in the house.9. When they stop cooking for you and ask you to ‘sort yourself out’.
Na wa o!