1. When Abuja cabbies squeeze you inside their small cars with 100 other passengers.
Okay! Lagos Danfo is better than all this nonsense!2. When you’re trying to impress a Mallam with your Hausa skills so he can sell well for you, but he knows you’re a fraud.
”You mean you no sfeak Hausa?!”3. When Abuja girls have iPhone models that have not even been released yet.
These people can intimidate sha.4. When you finally get a taste of Yahuza Suya.
Fire Suya!!5. When you see fine Hausa boys coming and you spot one minister’s son.
” Sanuu fa!”6. When they ‘forget’ to collect your number, so you have to go and give them like:
We can’t let fine big fish slip away like that.7. Silverbird Mall on Sallah Day.
Abuja people only have one turn-up venue.8. When you’re house hunting and you hear the price of a 1 bedroom apartment in Games Village.
700k!!! Issokay!!!9. When you see small small boys using their fathers’ cars to race.
You want to kill yourselves for your parents?