1. When the usher tries to lead you to the front seat.
That what happened?2. You, if you miss praise and worship.
It can pain.3. When you hear “I don’t want to take too much of your time”.
We will be here all day.4. When the pastor tells you to turn to your neighbour, but your neighbour turns to someone else.
Wow. What a betrayal.5. You, when the pastor says a prayer for financial breakthrough.
AMENNNNNNNNN!!!!6. When you hear “after the service the youths should stay behind”.
Nope.7. You, when an usher tells you to stand up during prayer.
Why?8. When the pastor says “welcome 3 people” and a 4th person approaches you.
I’m done. Thanks.9. How everyone looks at you when you’re a first timer:
What na?