1. When the metal wire in your bra starts chooking you.
What a betray!
2. When you’re wearing heels from hell.
These heels will not kill me o!
3. When you’re having a very bad makeup day.
When your mascara and pancake don’t want to cooperate.
4. When you have to sit down for 5 hours to make your hair.
Waiting at the salon like…
5. When all your friends are fine af and boys disturb you for their numbers.
Guys only remember you when you use them as DP.
6. When you’ve just made your hair and you want to sleep at night.
Headache of life!
7. When your pee is about to drop and you’re wearing a jumpsuit.
Because your kidney will soon lose home training!
8. When you paint your nails and it starts chipping the same day.
Money miss road o!
9. When you finish using a toilet and discover the tissue is finished.
Sorry for yourself.
10. When your braids randomly start dropping up and down.
The stress!
11. When you join natural hair gang and you see all the products you need to buy.
I have entered one chance.
12. You, when you find a tear in your favorite lace panties.
Rest in peace.
13. When you have to buy your boyfriend a gift.
Why are male products so expensive, abeg?
14. When the rubber band you used to pack your hair decides to cut.
15. When you’re carrying your pad to the restroom at work and you see your male colleagues coming.
When they’re about to see your Always.
16. When you’re wearing a short dress and the wind decides to be unfortunate.
17. When your wig decides to fall and shame you in public.
Wig that doesn’t have home training.
