Every Nigerian knows that there are a couple things you should never be caught dead doing. If you are, the judging eyes and comments will be deep. We made a list of some of these things.
1. Never bargain for too long when you don’t have intentions of buying
2. When a sex scene comes up always look away or go to your room
3. When you go to a wedding don’t ever dress better than the bride
4. Never try to outsmart or skip paying a conductor his fare
5. Never try to jump a queue of frustrated customers at the ATM
6. Never go to a suya joint and make it obvious you just want to taste
7. Sunday afternoon lunch must be rice
8. You really can’t turn on the generator if it is not “needed”
9. Never use your left hand even if you are left handed
10. Never put your wallet in your back pocket in a market
11. Never ask your why your mum is shouting even if she is using a loud microphone
12. 9/10 PM is when your father watches the daily news
13. When there are visitors with your parents never sit in the living room
14. Always look left and right then proceed to whisper when you are gossiping
15. You can only be a doctor, engineer or lawyer
16. Always hold your change when getting on a danfo
17. When you are going into a suspect environment always carry “something for the boys”
