1. When he checks every criteria on your list:
2. And he isn’t in a relationship, engaged or married.
3. Five minutes later, you start planning your wedding.
Every detail is already in place. You know where it will be, what the food will be like, and how the music will sound.4. How you look at him when he’s not looking:
Come here hot stuff. Let me lick your face.5. You turn to a klutz when he’s around.
6. You start to sweat when he looks at you.
It’s like this air conditioner is not working.7. You try to flirt with him, but only end up looking like this:
8. And he’s like:
Girl, you okay? Is there something wrong with your neck?9. So you give yourself a pep talk every time you’re about to go see him:
Come on girl! Get your shit together! Don’t misbehave!10. You trying to hide your feelings for him:
11. And you debate telling him how you feel about him:
12. Then you start to write in your diary.
“Dear Diary, today Tunde looked at me for five whole seconds without blinking. Five!”13. And you tell your girls about him:
The girl squad!