1. Yes, I slept with your friend. But now you know she can’t be trusted.
You’re welcome o.2. Okay, so I ate another womans food. At least now I appreciate yours more
Nawa o, I was only trying to help.3. Wow, you didn’t know that when I was calling another woman baby, I was only trying to teach you to share
You can’t even share. So selfish4. So I didn’t pick up your calls. Don’t you know absence makes the heart grow fonder
Duh, I’m doing this for us.