8 Real Things About NYSC Everyone Knows Too Well

When you’re going for CDS and someone shouts “KOPA WEE”.

Written By: Maryam

Last Updated March 21, 2017

1. When you’re putting on Khaki and everybody starts shouting “KOPA”.

*Omw to CDS

Random people: *corper
*Corper wee
*Corper shun
*Aijuwaya corper

Me : pic.twitter.com/gqQAIXoi1q
— obish (@inioIuwa) March 20, 2017

2. One of the best things about NYSC.

Oh i think i'm gonna have to be wearing my corper uniform more often. My entire transport fare was paid by nice people. pic.twitter.com/kmHgPKiqhY
— Najib (@NajibKzr) March 9, 2017

3. When you meet someone that doesn’t understand your language.

This girl in my PPA used to call every Yoruba corper oloriburuku. Shit was so hilarious 😂😂

"Oloriburuku, how you dey". 😂😂
— F (@TillyTillie) November 21, 2016

4. Even Ryan Reynolds is tired of the khaki life.

Ryan Reynolds, NYSC pic.twitter.com/lp3p1FgL84
— chargeman ken (@YESVS) February 16, 2016

5. When you hear about job recruitments in camp.

https://twitter.com/UrbanCulture06/status/746778392679284736

6. This one about the annoying CDS struggle.

https://twitter.com/Keleccini/status/631377409447698432

7. When it’s the end of the month and allowee has not entered your bank account.

Alright, when is this allawee coming?
Is today not the 45th of January?
— Jaiye x 2 (@rydarh) January 26, 2016

8. When your salary is 19k and you’re toasting people up and down.

https://twitter.com/Kh0lz/status/662370690239176704

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8 Real Things About NYSC Everyone Knows Too Well

1. When you’re putting on Khaki and everybody starts shouting “KOPA”.

2. One of the best things about NYSC.

3. When you meet someone that doesn’t understand your language.

4. Even Ryan Reynolds is tired of the khaki life.

5. When you hear about job recruitments in camp.

6. This one about the annoying CDS struggle.

7. When it’s the end of the month and allowee has not entered your bank account.

8. When your salary is 19k and you’re toasting people up and down.

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8 Real Things About NYSC Everyone Knows Too Well

1. When you’re putting on Khaki and everybody starts shouting “KOPA”.

2. One of the best things about NYSC.

3. When you meet someone that doesn’t understand your language.

4. Even Ryan Reynolds is tired of the khaki life.

5. When you hear about job recruitments in camp.

6. This one about the annoying CDS struggle.

7. When it’s the end of the month and allowee has not entered your bank account.

8. When your salary is 19k and you’re toasting people up and down.

About the Authors

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OUR MISSION

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