1. When you first meet your new boss.
Really?
2. When you are trying to negotiate your salary and realise the person paying it is your mate.
Is this life?
3. When your parents find out your boss is your mate, they look at you like:
“Please look at your life!”
4. When your boss asks you for advice.
As your mate abi?
5. When after shouting at you, your boss tries to be friendly again.
My friend leave here!
6. When someone older than your boss in your office wants to start forming seniority.
You better face your front and your salary.
7. When your boss hands you a query.
I thought we were friends oh!
8. When your boss fires you.
Just goes to show you can’t trust anybody!
