1. When a Nollywood film has not shown a babalawo in 15 minutes.
2. How all Nollywood babalawos look:
3. The Nollywood babalawo starter pack:
4. When they start using their calabash to skype.
5. When the babalawo that wants to do money ritual is living in an uncompleted building
6. Nollywood babalawos and red cloth.
7. When they paint one eye with white chalk.
8. When they ask for the egg of a virgin mosquito.
9. When they must do that evil laugh before answering you.
10. When the babalawo says go and sleep with a mad woman.
11. When the person uses the babalawo’s charm the wrong way and runs mad.
12. Nollywood babalawos, when they see a pastor.
