1. You’ve only been married a minute but everyone is already asking “Where are your kids?”
You stress me out.2. When your husband that was happy eating shawarma before marriage suddenly wants pounded yam everyday.
Those twitter people have gotten in your head shey?3. Before marriage you got plenty dates, surprises and presents. After marriage, nothing.
You’ve seen me finish abi?4. When family members come to visit and before you know it they’ve been around for a week.
Why are you still here?!5. When that family member that won’t leave starts giving you marital ‘advice’.
Shut the hell up!6. When everyone assumes that because you’re married you share everything.
Nope. No. Ehn ehn.7. When you forget your wife’s birthday or wedding anniversary.
This will haunt you for the next one year.8. When new gadgets come out and your wife is cooking new soups regularly.
Uhhnnn…I know what you’re doing!