Making a movie in Nigeria is serious business. You really don’t need a lot of experience to make one. If you’ve ever wondered how to make one we made a guide for you.
1. First of all, make sure your movie poster tells the whole story
Don’t leave any chance to the viewers to guess how the movie goes, if possible narrate the film on the poster.2. Quickly make a movie about anything that happens in the news
Be fast, be the first person to make it so you can make enough money.3. Make sure you include an intro scene irrelevant to the movie
Intro scene should be about a plane flying or a farm in the village. Anything works.4. Include a 10 minute scene of cars driving from one end of Lagos to the other
Maybe to show off the beautiful potholes and traffic sellers, always include funny background music too.5. Put like ten passerby scenes and three scenes with a car reversing
Because you must include all your family members in the cast. Charity begins at home.6. Whoever is singing the theme music must narrate the whole movie with it
If you don’t listen well, you an’t understand the movie.7. There must be a gateman scene
No matter what the movies is about make sure you add that scene. The gateman must also try to be funny8. Carry only one or two bags when you are moving out
Even if you have been living there for the past 20 years.9. Find a way to include a mother-in-law in the movie plot
Yes you guessed it. She must be wicked too.