1. How the attendant that called you first looks at you when you go to someone else:
Uncle, no vex.2. When fuel is now N145/L and the attendant asks “fill up?”
Respect yourself, biko.3. Your face, when the attendant still asks for keg money.
Are you not wicked?4. How they look at you when you ask to pay with POS:
Ah! Sorry oh.5. When you ask for N3,000 fuel and they stop at N2,999.99.
Don’t vex me today.6. When they are still holding your change and telling you “happy weekend”.
Biko bring my change before we start fighting.7. You, when the attendant puts more fuel than you asked for.
Na you sabi.