1. When every single Nollywod gateman is named Musa.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390946/fb8ufwdu0src8sz9rsos.jpg)
Why though?
2. The only gatemen in the whole of Nollywood:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391556/wwgfwkuxp0q3bxmtxrnx.jpg)
Well, the only ones that matter.
3. How all the gatemen in Nollywood look:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395973/wrjvs6ul4gozbsuuw5xh.jpg)
Is it a lie?
4. The Nollywood gateman starter pack:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391047/cltctddqboevlz5x5e9c.jpg)
Too real.
5. Nollywood gatemen and never having sense.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391032/nji8fqbr6ermzlywwy0q.jpg)
The worst.
6. When it’s been one minute and the gateman has not tried to crack a joke.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391534/j8dtcth84okechykg8ic.jpg)
Ya not funny sir.
7. Whenever the gateman tries to toast the housegirl.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391037/cvsisbx09hbljwnxncqf.jpg)
Better respect yourself.
8. When their madam starts sleeping with them.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395793/pvqkwhemfcuxvnummt4j.png)
Is it like that?
9. When their oga tells them to carry madam’s load out of the house.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395790/bklpy8d3zw21nfxvufqv.gif)
Uhm…
10. When they let someone their oga doesn’t like enter the house.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391043/zrolvbrvsrr7alnefuez.gif)
It’s not a Nollywood movie without the gateman chopping a few slaps.
11. Whenever their oga says “If I see them in this house again, I will deal with you”
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395967/rywwj1hq0p3eeer3odsw.jpg)
Hay God!
12. The official Nollywood breakup:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395973/trx70qcqouwif0taatbn.png)
Ouch!