1. So you can sit down and watch 20 guys run around and kick a ball for one hour, but watching Jenifa’s Diary with us is too much work?
2. So is this fantasy football thing like Predict and Win Money? because we are not understanding again oh
3. At least that one is better than that Football Manager game with those dots, who else almost booked deliverance from this game for their baes?
4. What even is an offside?
5. Is it not to just kick ball and go? Which one is aggregate score again? When it’s not further maths
6. Please oh, we are not the ones that said your team should allow flogging of 5-1, don’t take your anger out on us, please please
7. Lowkey, the only time we actually care about your team is when we steal your jerseys to flex with
