1. Build a house big enough so you can torture more than one tenant at once.
Face-me-I-face you is great for maximum evil.2. And build the house wherever, even if it means the house will be under water when it rains.
It’s just water.3. Look for cheap building materials, you’re not living in the house.
The house is the tenants’ problem now.4. Only do the barest minimum to make the house livable.
I’ve sha put toilet and kitchen..even if they’re right beside each other.5. Make sure the block of flats you build has absolutely no parking space.
Why do they even have cars?6. Just so that people will not abuse you, put light and water in the house.
Small geepee tank though, and the cheapest PHCN phase.7. Put the house on the market for twice its proper value.
And lie a lot!8. Then ask for two years in advance plus damages.
Oga, if you want the house, come and rent.9. When they negotiate and beg you, be ‘merciful’ and reduce the price a little.
Or be a mad man and rent it to someone else.