1. So your love for agbalumo is greater than Obama and Michelle’s own
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1480278585/lurv_gbq0n9.jpg)
Love like no other.
2. When agbalumo is not in season, you’re always like:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472658075/Leave%20me%20alone%20to%20die.gif)
What is life without agbalumo?
3. You, when correct people finally start selling agbalumo
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1483963706/zi61mB_xafkrh.gif)
My joy is finally full!
4. When you buy agbalumo and it’s sour AF
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1480604129/bitter-leaf_s5kq2h.gif)
And those yeye sellers will lie it’s sweet o!
5. How you run to the mallams that sell the biggest and juiciest ones
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1476207568/running_ra4qwq.gif)
Before they finish buying everything.
6. You, when your friends start begging for agbalumo from you
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395937/qh7kvt0abwx78cglokgr.jpg)
But go and buy your own na!
7. When someone says you should call it ‘cherry’, not ‘agbalumo’
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1473413298/leave-bye-gif_tripbz.gif)
Girl, bye.
8. How you take agbalumo morning, noon, and night
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1480495188/eating-delicious_u1zx6c.gif)
Without regrets.
9. You, when you mistakenly swallow the seed
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1473327629/Cry_10_l4g8nz.gif)
You mean agbalumo tree will start growing in my stomach?
10. When peple think you’re chewing gum but it’s really just agbalumo
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1484916770/sense_jilgk7.png)
Because there is too much sense.
11. When you now mistakenly buy agbalumo that has maggots, you’re like:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1477312709/tired-dog_stojmb.jpg)
Done. Just done.