1. Your face, when you get to the Port Harcourt airport ‘arrival’ terminal.
What is this?
2. When someone tries to eat out of your bole and fish.
Better respect yourself.
3. Whenever you go to Silverbird, since they opened SPAR:
Ouch!
4. What SPAR looks like every weekend:
Hian! Are they dashing money?
5. You, when they are giving you kidnapping gist.
Jisos!
6. When you go to Genesis centre on a public holiday.
Chai! Only children dey this place?
7. The Average Port Harcourt youth’s cycle:
Sigh!
8. Aba road, when it drizzles small.
Kuku kill us.
9. You, waiting for them to finish building the monorail.
We can dream sha.
10. When you hear that they are shooting in GRA.
Chineke!
11. When you get stuck in Rumuokoro traffic.
Why me?
12. When someone says you should follow them to the tourist beach.
Better leave my front.
13. When your friends that don’t live in PH say you’re enjoying oil money.
Na so.
14. When you go to the Port Harcourt zoo.
What is this?
