1. When the engagement ring makes a big dent in your wallet.
It’s for a good cause sha, I love her.
2. When your bride’s troublesome family members send one nonsense list for the traditional wedding.
Please come and carry your daughter oh! It’s not me you people will kill!
3. When the only wedding date all of your family members can agree on is the same day as premier league final.
If I say that is not convenient for me is that childish?
4. When your bride starts asking you about colours and shades as if it’s a do or die thing.
What the difference between fuschia and magenta now?
5. When aso ebi wahala starts, you’re like:
Someone please get me away from here!
6. When your mother and mother in law to be are arguing and expect you to get involved.
Better face yourselves.
7. When you realise pre marital counselling is compulsory if you want to marry in your wife’s mother’s church
See wahala!
8. When you see all the bills and your budget is looking like nothing but a dream.
Who started this wedding tradition sef?
9. When your groomsmen are MIA until its time for the bachelor party.
All these ones know is party!
10. When your friends want to put you inside trouble during your bachelor party on top “last night of freedom”
It’s not me that will die oh!
