1. When that fine boy you’ve been eyeing finally calls you “big head”.
PROGRESS!2. When your boyfriend doesn’t know he is your boyfriend yet.
Don’t worry you will soon know3. When you whatsapp your man “I love you” and he leaves your message on ‘read’.
Chineke!4. When your boyfriend is complaining that you bought him singlet for Valentine’s day but all his singlets kuku have holes.
See your life.5. When your boyfriend of 4 months hasn’t already proposed to you.
Am I a joke to you?6. You, waiting for your boyfriend to finish lying so you can bring out proof.
Keep talking oh!7. When your boyfriend said he’d call you after the match and the match ended 3 minutes ago.
It’s like I’m now single.