1. When your parents start looking for your wedding venue the minute you start walking.
Can you just let me suck breast first?2. When they buy toy car for your brother but buy you kitchen set.
I didn’t come to this life to cook plis3. When they are sharing chores, this is your list while your brother’s list only has wash car on it.
4. This is the summary of the sex talk your mum gave you when you started your period
Just like that.5. You can’t make any small mistake in your parents’ house without hearing is this how you’ll do it in your husband’s house.
Small mistake o6. How your parents reacted when your brother managed to make noodles for the first time.
And it wasn’t even sweet sef7. How they react when you make Jollof Rice, Asun, Fried Chicken but forget to fry Plantain to add
That’s how you’ll go and disgrace us in your husband’s house8. How your parents reacted when your brother brought home a female friend
YOU’RE THE TRUE SON OF YOUR FATHER.9. How they reacted the first time a boy just used side eye to look at you
If I see that boy again.