1. “You look familiar.”
The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.2. “I only want to get to know you.”
He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.3. “I just want us to be friends.”
The screensaver lie. He is still planning you.4. “I’m single.”
Single = Less than 3 women.5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.”
He is the “issue”.6. “I’m going to leave her for you.”
Don’t hold your breath.7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”
You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.8. “She is just a friend.”
Yeah, they’ve been “friends” for 5 years and they have 2 children.