1. That cream she doesn’t want to accept has finished:
Mummy, let it go.
2. Those creams she only used once and never used again:
Why are they still there though?
3. The dusting powder that was more for you than her:
The answer to every skin condition known to man.
4. Her weave on’s best friend:
Always slacked, but they will never let it go.
5. Her anointing oil that is the answer to EVERYTHING:
Always there, just in case.
6. Her unofficial sewing kit:
The pain you feel when you open it expecting to actually see cookies.
7. Her matchy-matchy jewellery:
For her special Owambes.
8. Her all-purpose wig:
Always ready to give her that quick slay.
9. The reason that her wig has lasted so long:
Pink oil is every wigs fountain of youth.
10. That extra mirror she has even though the dressing table has one giant mirror:
WHY?
11. All the combs she has even though she only ever uses one:
When you’re not a hairdresser.
12. The brown powder that doesn’t even have to match her complexion:
They will still use it like that.
13. That tiny tray filled with drugs (by drugs, we mean paracetamol):
But look well because they are most likely expired.
14. Her infinite supply of cotton buds:
It’s always full.
