1. When they tell you to dress up and you say you don’t want to go.
Better go and wear cloth.
2. You, waiting for you parents to now get ready:
Hian! On top party I don’t even want to attend.
3. When you go 3 hours late and you’re still the first family to arrive.
What the hell?
4. When the only people there are your parents’ friends, so you just sit in a corner like:
Why am I even here?
5. When they make you greet every single adult there.
See assignment.
6. The food they give you vs. The food they give them:
Is it fair?
7. “You better eat now, because I’m not cooking when we get home.”
Can’t come and carry last.
8. The only part of the party you looked forward to:
YES LORD!
9. Your parents, when they are spraying money vs. Your parents, when you ask them for money:
Na wa for una.
10. When your parents force you to stand up and dance.
Ugh! Am I the entertainment?
11. How your dancing intensifies when adults start spraying you money:
Shake it for the cash.
12. When they start using you to brag:
Uhm. Actually…
13. When they pack leftovers from the party and make you carry them.
Hay God!
14. When they say “we are going home” but they already said that 2 hours ago.
CAN WE GO?
