1. Nigerian politicians summed up in a poem:
Too accurate.
2. Nigerian politicians and “resign”:
What is a “resign”?
3. This one about the INEC chairman:
Free and fair ko.
4. When Nigerian politicians show you their true colours.
ALL THE TIME.
5. Nigerian politicians and their counterparts abroad:
See these ones.
6. Nigerian politicians and equality:
“It is unafrican.”
7. This perfect shade:
Too perfect, abeg.
8. This very apt correction:
Nobody is happier than a Nigerian politician.
9. Nigerian politicians and misplaced concern:
Na wa!
10. The only things Nigerian politicians know how to say:
Where their vocabulary starts and ends.
11. This one about the national cake:
Manage the rest.
12. This one about Nigerian politicians and indecision:
They must not carry last.
13. This one about Nigeria’s money:
Is it a lie?
