These Nigerian Reactions to a N1.5m Dress Are Killing Us

1. This dress, made by Nigerian haute couture fashion designer, Deola Sagoe, has cause plenty kasala on Nigerian Twitter.

Ladies and gentlemen… Deola Sagoe… iro and buba … N1.5m … how is your night going? pic.twitter.com/Z5eD8ficoS
— Daniel Emeka (@realdanielemeka) May 15, 2017

2. The dress, which was worn by Fatima Kyari, the daughter of Sen. Abubakar Kyari, apparently costs anything from N500,000 to N1.5million.

3. And naturally, the price has gotten everyone doing like this:

And the Twitter reactions are even more hilarious!

4. This one just took the whole thing p:

The tailor, the buba, the iro are mad… all of them are mad
— Yohan (@yohancabayeee) May 15, 2017

5. Sleep simply eluded this one:

https://twitter.com/SacredMutant/status/864377205656256512

6. Ah! Jesus’ tears?

https://twitter.com/Bambi_riiper/status/864219507312795649

7. Oshey, wash and dry cloth:

This the type that washes and airs itself, so it's worth it.
— Tunene Yao (@TJthe1st) May 15, 2017

8. Even Mother Mary?

Was the iro mother Mary used to carry Jesus
— Chief of Staff (@DhapoBold) May 15, 2017

9. You go fear chameleon iro and buba:

Does it change colour and design for every occasion you would want to wear it please?
— Khalifa Yuguda Kila . (@khalifakila) May 16, 2017

10. Yes, the armor of God will protect you:

This must be the amour of God that they keep screaming about in churches.. My night was alright until I read this tweet, thanks for asking. pic.twitter.com/84gsmIgyOU
— Antidote (@iamzarajays) May 15, 2017

11. Ah! Prophet Elijah?

Maybe the fabric is from Elijah's mantle.. The one he passed on to Elisha.
— Onikéjé (@daffido) May 16, 2017

12. The cloth go come with groom too?

Does it come with a groom and the entire wedding party?
— Halima (@HalimaIfade) May 16, 2017

13. Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Ladder o! Our Lord Jesus is a ladder!

This dress better build me a staircase to heaven
— GinaGain🇳🇬🌸 (@Ada__Chief) May 16, 2017

14. Bride ke?

@tosdbaby Does it come with free bride?
— Authentic Car Dealer (@Ohlawz_Autos) May 16, 2017

15. You peepu!

https://twitter.com/Ilmoald/status/864596247855992832

16. Oshey, laundromat.

@onaskokoroewa it better wash, dry and iron itself, smh 😑😑😒😒 pic.twitter.com/5cNEwUDTsk
— Yadilim na nma🧚‍♂️ (@yadilimxx) May 16, 2017

17. This one dey find whistle:

After they will say the economy is bad 😒 Where is my whistle sef
— Sandra (@justndego) May 16, 2017

18. Oshey! Bulletproof iro and buba.

I hope the Iro, buba, jewelries and the wearer are fireproof🎆 , bulletproof, or even bombproof.
— OmoSonic (@omosonic) May 16, 2017

19. Revirgin waaaat?!!!

Iro and buba with revirginizing properties.
— Soft Babe🥳 (@handler_io) May 16, 2017

20. Not only powers and principalities, what of wickedness in high places?

https://twitter.com/emmaoni7/status/864472609857163264

21. And of course Odunlade had to make an appearance:

After they will say the economy is bad 😒 Where is my whistle sef
— Sandra (@justndego) May 16, 2017

These Nigerian Reactions to a N1.5m Dress Are Killing Us

1. This dress, made by Nigerian haute couture fashion designer, Deola Sagoe, has cause plenty kasala on Nigerian Twitter.

2. The dress, which was worn by Fatima Kyari, the daughter of Sen. Abubakar Kyari, apparently costs anything from N500,000 to N1.5million.

3. And naturally, the price has gotten everyone doing like this:

4. This one just took the whole thing p:

5. Sleep simply eluded this one:

6. Ah! Jesus’ tears?

7. Oshey, wash and dry cloth:

8. Even Mother Mary?

9. You go fear chameleon iro and buba:

10. Yes, the armor of God will protect you:

11. Ah! Prophet Elijah?

12. The cloth go come with groom too?

13. Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Ladder o! Our Lord Jesus is a ladder!

14. Bride ke?

15. You peepu!

16. Oshey, laundromat.

17. This one dey find whistle:

18. Oshey! Bulletproof iro and buba.

19. Revirgin waaaat?!!!

20. Not only powers and principalities, what of wickedness in high places?

21. And of course Odunlade had to make an appearance:

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These Nigerian Reactions to a N1.5m Dress Are Killing Us

1. This dress, made by Nigerian haute couture fashion designer, Deola Sagoe, has cause plenty kasala on Nigerian Twitter.

2. The dress, which was worn by Fatima Kyari, the daughter of Sen. Abubakar Kyari, apparently costs anything from N500,000 to N1.5million.

3. And naturally, the price has gotten everyone doing like this:

4. This one just took the whole thing p:

5. Sleep simply eluded this one:

6. Ah! Jesus’ tears?

7. Oshey, wash and dry cloth:

8. Even Mother Mary?

9. You go fear chameleon iro and buba:

10. Yes, the armor of God will protect you:

11. Ah! Prophet Elijah?

12. The cloth go come with groom too?

13. Ladder! Ladder! Ladder! Ladder o! Our Lord Jesus is a ladder!

14. Bride ke?

15. You peepu!

16. Oshey, laundromat.

17. This one dey find whistle:

18. Oshey! Bulletproof iro and buba.

19. Revirgin waaaat?!!!

20. Not only powers and principalities, what of wickedness in high places?

21. And of course Odunlade had to make an appearance:

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