1. The official starter pack:
2. Nigerian security guards and asking “who goes there?”
See question.3. When they start using you to ‘show authority’ on top small gate.
It’s not your fault.4. When they ask you everything from your maiden name to your blood type before letting you in.
Oversabi.5. When they take forever to ask the most important question: “What is your name and who are you here to see?”
Can I go already?6. Those ones at supermarket exits that always want you to give them your change.
Keep dreaming.7. Nigerian security guards: “Reverse back” “Come small” “Cut your hand”.
Na wa.8. When they hit you with their signature “happy weekend sah”.
I don’t have money, abeg.9. When they wait for you to park and come out before saying “you no fit park here.”
Are you well?