1. The unofficial ‘African time’ formula:
You’ll probably still be too early.2. When you actually go for a Nigerian event on time.
Na me mess up.3. When you get to an event one hour late and they are still “setting up.”
Are you joking?4. What Nigerians mean when they say “I’m on my way”:
They have not left their bed.5. What Nigerians mean when they say “I’m 5 minutes away”:
They are taking their bath, you’ll wait there.6. When you go to an event late because ‘African time’ but it’s already over.
See betrayal.7. When you want Nigerians to come by 9:00 so you tell them 7:00 so they’re 30 minutes early.
WINNING.